Focus On the Fail

When I feel like facepalming and loling at the same time, I read Focus on the Family's videogame reviews (under the name of  "Plugged In", but it's Focus On the Failmly, who epitomize "strict parenting", all the same) ... they never fail to entertain me in how backwards and idiotic they come off as in their quest to make the world "family friendly"

But TRUE hilarity is when the reviewer starts describing any 'sexual' content (read: cleavage) -- here's an example:
"Besides the ridiculously buffed guys with their shirts off, at least one woman flaunts her cleavage. A central character wears a dress that's slit up to her hip, revealing her massively muscular thighs. Cammy dresses in a high-cut leotard that leaves her backside completely exposed."

Somebody has a major boner for Chun-Li. I mean, wow... dude...  I wonder if this guy was the kid who fapped to Sears catalogs.

Additionally, their complete and total vitriol towards anything that's mythological or magical -- it's even funnier when you consider that C.S. Lewis, one of the most celebrated Christian authors, hell, just a damn good author, period - heavily drew upon mythology and magic in his works.

I wonder what Lewis would think of these folks.